fallontonight:

nevereverbutalways:

fallontonight:

Aubrey Plaza shouts out to all of the haters.

Aubrey plaza ladies and gentlemen “will dunk on your a**”.

You have to be either with Aubrey’s Basketball team or against them, and by the looks of them, you don’t want to be against them! 


targaryen-wings:

hoodjab:

briancolfer:

2-sly4-u:

westdick:

people just don’t like Texas

Texans don’t like Texas man

we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent

WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.

WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL

(Source: kateoplis)


dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

image


fruitcrocs:

when i had my appendix removed, i woke up from the surgery still a bit spaced out and i asked the surgeon where my appendix was and when he told me it was sent away for testing i cried because “i lost jeremy and i loved him”


animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

(Source: reddlr-trees)


My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.

carry-on-my-otp:

hangthecode:

image

a fucking pirate king at that


lthilien:

IT KINDA HIT ME THAT SOMETHING HORRIBLE COULD HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS AND I’D NEVER KNOW AND I’D SIT HERE AND WAIT AND WAIT FOR THEM AND THEY’D NEVER COME BACK SO I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU OKAY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU GUYS OR TO ME OR ANYTHING OKAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH


thehunterjumperdream:

Lance loves the water bucket.. He dunked his head in it like 4 times and kept blowing bubbles.. I love this horse so much

thehunterjumperdream:

Lance loves the water bucket.. He dunked his head in it like 4 times and kept blowing bubbles.. I love this horse so much


yooOOO HOW U BEEN??

captain-purdy:

wonDERFUL actually thank u for asking bby 

congrats loser ur my 10,600th post <3

hell yeah


iggy-master-of-all:

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

It shall be done.

iggy-master-of-all:

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this

people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen

like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

It shall be done.

(Source: nvcr-weather)


morgrana:

big bOOBS ARE NOT A BLESSING THEY ARE AN INCONVENIENCE I SWEAR TO gOD YOU GIRLS ARE SO LUCKY WITH SMALL BOOBS. dO yOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A NICE DRESS/TOP THAT FITS AND DOESnT GO BAGGY AT THE BELLY DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW


alaskha:

popmist:

rekhless:

panier:

misschloejane:

attackoftheswag:

Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines

This is kind of adorable.

this deserves every single note and then more.

holy moly this is the cutest thing ive ever seen

AWWWWWWW

This is the cutest photo on tumblr, omg!

alaskha:

popmist:

rekhless:

panier:

misschloejane:

attackoftheswag:

Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines

This is kind of adorable.

this deserves every single note and then more.

holy moly this is the cutest thing ive ever seen

AWWWWWWW

This is the cutest photo on tumblr, omg!


therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

(Source: twitter.com)


(Source: zuzukamukamu)


wiseana17:

undocufierce:

legalmexican:

lmao I’m asleep

Every fucking time

yaaasss

wiseana17:

undocufierce:

legalmexican:

lmao I’m asleep

Every fucking time

yaaasss

(Source: black--lamb)