people just don’t like Texas
Texans don’t like Texas man
we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent
WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.
WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL
when i had my appendix removed, i woke up from the surgery still a bit spaced out and i asked the surgeon where my appendix was and when he told me it was sent away for testing i cried because “i lost jeremy and i loved him”
IT KINDA HIT ME THAT SOMETHING HORRIBLE COULD HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS AND I’D NEVER KNOW AND I’D SIT HERE AND WAIT AND WAIT FOR THEM AND THEY’D NEVER COME BACK SO I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU OKAY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU GUYS OR TO ME OR ANYTHING OKAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH
Lance loves the water bucket.. He dunked his head in it like 4 times and kept blowing bubbles.. I love this horse so much
wonDERFUL actually thank u for asking bby
congrats loser ur my 10,600th post <3
big bOOBS ARE NOT A BLESSING THEY ARE AN INCONVENIENCE I SWEAR TO gOD YOU GIRLS ARE SO LUCKY WITH SMALL BOOBS. dO yOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A NICE DRESS/TOP THAT FITS AND DOESnT GO BAGGY AT THE BELLY DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW
Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines
this deserves every single note and then more.
holy moly this is the cutest thing ive ever seen
This is the cutest photo on tumblr, omg!